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serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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  04/16/14 at 09:55pm
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The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.

Bob Marley (via seabelle)

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  04/16/14 at 09:35pm

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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  04/16/14 at 09:34pm

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

Not me (via fvckem)

THANK YOU

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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Laverne Cox, Keynote address, Creating Change 2014

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kanashimi-ni:

dekutree:

tkyle:

And the Grammy goes to RRRR… ANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES.

everyone around her look like they just heard a gun shot

Everyone sneezes.

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  04/11/14 at 01:27am
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WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

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sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

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  03/30/14 at 04:55am